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Practical wisdom for every stage
Education can prepare you to do a job. It rarely teaches you how careers are actually built, how organizations really work, or how to handle the decisions, personalities, setbacks, and opportunities that shape professional life.
They Can't Eat You! helps fill that gap through candid stories, real-world observations, and straightforward advice.
Lessons for every career stage
Endorsed by experienced executives
Scott MaccabeGlobal President & Chief Executive Officer, Board Member (Ret.), Toshiba Global Commerce Solutions, Inc.The business world doesn’t hand out participation trophies. Results matter. Students who absorb these insights will be better prepared to succeed and advance in the workplace.
John LangFormer President & Chief Executive Officer, Epson America Inc.The transition from the classroom to the workplace is one of the most important periods in a young professional’s life. This book provides guidance to navigate careers with greater confidence.
Steve StringerFormer Global Chief Operating Officer, GE Information TechnologyA practical and engaging guide to the realities of business and leadership. Young professionals who absorb these lessons will enter the workforce with a significant advantage.
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The Premium Signed Edition is personally signed on the inside cover by author Rod Keller.
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Yes. The book was written for young adults moving from the classroom into the real world, and for the people who want to help them succeed.
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